Monday, August 10, 2009

Ideas For Jennifer Aniston's Restaurant

Have you heard the news? Jennifer Aniston is thinking of opening a restaurant! Here are my suggestions of restaurants Jen could open in NYC:
Central Perk – Hang out like your favorite Friends! This re-creation of the storied "West Village" café features Stumptown Coffee served in rugby ball sized cappuccino cups. We've spared no expense to bring the beloved fictionalized coffee shop to life. Come see James Michael Tyler reprise his beloved role as the finicky barista Gunter![bxA]Marley and Meat – Nosh on the best Caribbean style Churrascaria in Manhattan. Not hungry? Then sit back, relax and enjoy a Red Stripe in the tropical-style lounge while grooving out to some of New York’s mellowest reggae bands. Tuesday is “Undergrad Dude Night,” where male college students of drinking age can enjoy libations on the house in a chilled out atmosphere conducive to mixing and mingling with some seriously chilled out older ladies.
The Embittered Spinster – This English style Gastropub combines nose-to-tail cooking with an extensive menu of cranberry-infused vodka cocktails from resident mixologist Sasha Petraske. Cool off with a “Sext on the Beach” or an “Oreo-Cakester Saketini” while you watch Chef Ryan Skeen prepare a whole pig as part the restaurant’s monthly "charcuterie" event, “The Pitt Roast.”
Friends with Money – Welcome to Soho’s newest hot spot. This auditorium sized mega club features interior design by Steve Lewis, the award winning talent behind Butter and 10ak. Enjoy the freshest club tracks from resident DJ Samantha Ronson, a sushi menu designed by Masa Takayama, and the only bottle service program in New York served exclusively by actual Elite models. Don't worry that the reservation line is unlisted. You can get it from John Mayer’s twitter feed!

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