Donald Trump is many things - real estate titan, reality television star, hairpiece cautionary tale -- little did I know that there is one more string to his bow: Old-Timey Ice Cream Parlor owner.
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That's right, The Donald keeps a good old American Ice Cream Parlor in the basement of the Trump Building on 5th ave. Nestled in a sea of gold-trim and fine corinthian marble, Trump's Old Fashioned Ice Cream Shoppe is an oasis calm amongst the frenzied dealings of high finance. A place for businessmen to get their two scoops of peanut brickle and mint chip, and let the worries melt away.
Ice Cream not your thing? Donald's got you covered, with his own line of Trump Jelly Beans. Cheer up Charlie! No golden ticket or glass elevator is necessary to enter this world of pure imagination, just use the escalator to the basement.
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